Monday, January 4, 2010

Things I catch myself saying and can not believe it myself...

Please do not sit on her head

We do not eat out of the toilet

get her clarinet cloth out of your underpants

Get off him!

we do not drink out of the dog scoop

can someone pick up that poop

stop rocking.....

turn that down to loud only

who's pull up is on the table

lock the refrigerator

please stop farting


take the food out of your pockets

put your tongue in your mouth

your pants are on backwards, your underwear is on backwards, your shirt is on backward.. OMG who's t back? It is on backwards...

you are not old enough for that..
you are too old for that....

take off the coat it is 98 degrees out